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Tuesday, 08 April 2008

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    THIS WEEK'S WEEKEND WINGMAN
    How to Net that Girl You Always Wanted in High School
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    Hello JOHN,

    You’re about to enter the world of one of Stylelife's
    coaches.

    Evolve’s Field Reports always provide a boost of
    inspiration and contain great tips that you can apply
    right away to improve your game. So for part two of
    "The Sneak’s peak" into the Stylelife Elite forum,
    you'll read one of his gripping stories...


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    There's No Place like Home
    by Evolve
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    It was 1 A.M. The snow was piled up on either side of
    the entrance to Donavan's. I looked over at Tommy. We
    were cold, tired, and wet. It had been snowing for
    three days. We had spent the night meeting girls in
    bars all over New Haven. Each of us had a pocket full
    of phone numbers written on little torn pieces of
    paper.

    "I've lived next to this place my whole life and I've
    never been here before." I said to Tommy.

    "Really? It's the place where all the kids we went to
    high school with go."

    "Yea, that's probably why. Scared I guess. Didn't
    want to feel the same way I did in high school. Oh
    well." We pushed the large wooden doors open and
    walked in.

    Tom was right; this place was full of locals, mostly
    people who I hadn't seen since high school. The last
    time they saw me I was wearing knee high boots
    equipped with upside down crosses, Lee Press-on nails
    (which I had sharpened into claws), and red contact
    lenses. I was 6' tall, 130lbs, my head was shaved, my
    skin was sickly pale, and I was severely asthmatic. I
    was socially awkward and afraid of most women. I
    stunk of nerd from too many hours of video games and
    D&D. It had been six years since they'd last seen me.

    I was different now. I was wearing a red button up
    with a red and black striped tie. I had Stitch jeans.
    My hair was longer, my eyes were brown, my nails were
    manicured, and I weighed about 170lbs. I was tan,
    athletic, and had cured myself of asthma with
    meditation and a strict workout routine.

    Thanks to The Art of Seduction, The Game, and the
    internet, I had a whole new view of the social world.
    I was no longer the awkward creature of the night
    that I once was. My new D&D character was named
    Evolve and his battlefield was every bar and club in
    town.

    Without hesitating I opened a set. "Hey guys, listen,
    I can't stay long, I've been arguing with Tom the
    whole ride down here about something and I need
    your opinion."

    One of the girls, the brunette, recognizes me,
    "George? No way! How's it been? You look great..."

    Her skin was naturally dark. She had full lips, large
    breasts, and big pretty eyes, with a little beauty
    mark on her face. She sat taller than everyone else,
    even though she was probably the shortest in the
    bunch. Her voice was loud and her facial features
    were expressive. I could tell by her body language
    that she was the outgoing one. I had a crush on her
    in high school, but I never had the guts to say
    anything to her. Now, with my new skills, style, and
    confidence, I knew she would be attracted to me.

    I cut her off, "I know. It's been awesome. Long
    story...anyway...here's the question. If a girl is
    throwing a bachelorette party for a friend is it
    better to get a male stripper or female stripper?"

    Immediately, the girls began to respond and
    eventually the guys joined in.

    I added to the conversation by saying, "Tom says male
    because that's what's traditionally done. I say
    female because most women are more comfortable around
    female strippers."

    As I spoke, I pulled out the open chair in between
    the women and sat down.

    Tommy walked up and asked, "Hey were you guys just
    talking about the..."

    I turned to face him and continued his sentence,
    "...the strippers at a bachelorette party. By the
    way, I'm sure you guys remember Tom, he's made of
    magic."

    He turned and began talking to the girl closest to
    him. I could tell he was running the cube by the way
    the girl was staring at him. Eyes glazed over and
    focused on every word he was saying.

    "What's he doing?"

    "It's really cool. It's a psychology game we learned.
    Basically, you can discover a huge amount of
    information about someone by having them tell you
    about a cube in a room. Maybe I'll show it to you
    later. It's extremely awesome." She was sitting to my
    right. I faced slightly away from her, leaning back in
    my chair.

    Excitedly she said, "I want to play."

    "Nope. First, tell me about yourself. How have you
    been since high school? Also, promise me that if the
    story doesn't begin with, 'I'm moving out of this
    town', you'll just lie and say it anyways." I turned
    my head and looked away from her.

    She laughed and told me a long story about her future
    plans. After about five minutes I started getting
    bored. "Let's go play that game." I suggest we go
    upstairs first letting her know "It's quieter there.
    It will be easier for you to concentrate." She
    nodded. I grabbed her hand and took her up to the
    second level. No one was there and it was dark - the
    perfect place for isolation.

    She sat down and I pulled a chair up next to her and
    began to run the cube. As she answered my questions
    about cubes, ladders, storms, and horses, I'd make
    little comments to tease her. When I finished she was
    giving me the doggy dinner bowl eyes.

    She asked, "Where did you learn this?"

    I started the story off by telling her about my life,
    the changes I've made, and the lessons I've learned.
    I spoke slowly and softly. Her hand was now on my
    leg. I talked about how I was working in a lab at
    Yale, about some of my crazy college experiences, and
    what my goals are for life. The stories displayed
    value, expressed my passion for life, and conveyed that
    I had a set of goals. She was hanging on every word.

    Next, I asked her when her birthday was. I found out
    she was an Aries and I told her about how I had been
    studying astrology for three years. I made plans to
    do a chart reading for her during the week. We traded
    phone numbers and continued talking.

    "So is there anything you haven't studied?" she
    inquired.

    I smiled, "No, but there are one or two things that
    I'm not perfect at."

    "Oh really? Like what?" she said sarcastically.

    "Sarcasm huh? Well I guess you'll never know now,
    jerk." I turned my back on her.

    She grabbed my shoulder and turned me around. "Ok!
    Ok! Tell me."

    I lightly pushed her, the way an older brother would
    push a bratty younger sister, "I'll tell you but you
    just lost five points, you're not doing so well, keep
    that in mind next time you decide to give me sass."

    She pushed me back, "I lose five points?! You lose
    five points!"

    "Listen I make the rules! And now you're down another
    two points."

    We squinted our eyes at each other for a moment.

    "Salsa dancing.”

    "What?" she tilted her head.

    "Salsa dancing. I need help with my salsa dancing.
    Two of my friends at college were teaching me how to
    dance and I have no one to practice with now that I'm
    home. So we're going to practice right now. Right
    here." I placed my hand on hers.

    She squeezed my hand in compliance and said, "No way.
    I don't know how to dance."

    "Listen. You're going to dance if you want those five
    points back. Now stand up." I squeezed her hand and
    stood her up.

    "Ugghh. Fine." She stood up and stomped her feet like
    a little kid who doesn't want to do what she's told.
    I knew that secretly she loved every minute of it.

    I showed her the basic footwork, and then showed her
    how to do a spin. Eventually we decided to try a
    harder move that consisted of three spins and some
    difficult footwork.

    I could feel the sexual tensions between us.

    I spun her and dipped her. When she came back up her
    face was right next to mine. I could tell that she
    wanted me to kiss her so I hesitated then let her go.
    This made her feel awkward, like she was somewhat
    unwanted.

    Immediately she wanted to go downstairs. The bar was
    closing and we had been upstairs alone for over an
    hour. We decided to go down the stairs toward the
    back of the building. It was a dark alleyway. On our
    way down the narrow staircase I stopped and looked at
    her. "So you guys are still the dorks you were in
    high school. Wow."

    She laughed, "You jerk." Then she tried to punch me
    in the chest. I grabbed her arm and pushed her up
    against the wall. I pinned her hand above her head
    and kissed her passionately, just like I'd seen in
    every James Bond movie.

    "Ok, let's get you back to your friends, dork." I
    turned my back on her and walked down the stairs.

    She lightly punched me in the shoulder as she called
    me a "jerk" under her breath.

    She loved it. I could tell. Her body language and the
    change in her voice told me she had a school girl
    crush and was still trying to act tough. It was cute.

    Tom was still sitting at the table. Everyone was
    having a great time. I handed her back to her
    friends.

    I waved to the friends as Tom stood up, "I'll see you
    all later," I pointed at my girl and said, "Let's do
    that chart this week, Sunday."

    She smiled, "Definitely."

    We left.

    A few minutes later my phone rang. "I want my five
    points back."

    "Maybe you'll get them on Sunday. I'll talk to you
    then. Right now I have to find some food. Call me
    tomorrow if you like, alright?"

    "No, I want my points back now."

    "Um, no. Talk to you later. Bye." I hung up.

    .............

    On Sunday, she came over to my house to get her
    astrological chart reading. We sat down at my
    computer where I spent the next two hours reading her
    chart, telling her about her insecurities, choices of
    sexual partners, relationships and most
    importantly...why she did what she did.

    I walked her around my house showing her all the
    interesting and exotic items I had acquired during my
    travels. I told her a story about each of them.

    Eventually we sat on my futon which at the time was
    also my bed and the only place to sit in my studio
    apartment.

    I threw "True Romance" in the DVD player and got
    comfortable. She did the same and over time slowly
    cuddled up next to me. I could smell her perfume. Her
    lips were right next to mine. I waited a few extra
    minutes to let the tension build and then I kissed
    her.

    A moment later I stopped and pulled away, "You have
    to see this part of the movie."

    As the movie went on I let the tension build. She
    rubbed her face up against mine as we cuddled trying
    to get me to kiss her. The moment the credits rolled
    she began to kiss me.

    I unfastened her bra and began kissing down her
    chest. After a few minutes I began to slide my hand
    down her panties.

    She pulled my hand away, "I don't go past here the
    first time I fool around. I'm not planning on having
    sex with you."

    I grabbed her and started making out with her again.
    I kept my hands on her head or shoulders steering
    clear of anything sexual.

    This time I stopped and said, "This is so cool. I
    really enjoy sitting around making out. There's
    something innocent about it. I guess because I never
    really got to go through that whole making out phase
    during my teenage years."

    She laughs "What do you mean?"

    "When I was in high school I was a big goth kid,
    really antisocial. You remember right?"

    "Of course," She said giving me her full attention.

    "Well my first sexual experience was really fast, I
    went from making out for the first time to having sex
    in one night. I never had the experience of just
    playing spin the bottle or having a girlfriend where
    we just make out or get to second base. So this is
    really cool for me. I actually really enjoy it. It
    really makes me feel like I'm getting what I missed
    out on. You're giving me exactly what I want."

    She laughed, "Oh really?"

    "I mean it's not like sex is that much different from
    fooling around for a lot of people, but for me it is. So
    let's just make out for a while. And if sex does happen
    then it'll be unexpected, it'll feel like you were doing
    something bad...like in high school."

    She giggled, stared into my eyes for a moment, and
    started kissing me. Soon we were getting undressed
    and in no time we were having sex.

    Later that night we were lying around in bed, "Wow, I
    honestly never thought I'd ever be lying next to you
    in bed," she said as she pulled herself closer to me.

    I looked over at her and gave her a kiss on the
    cheek, "Yea, it's weird how things change."


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    8 Surefire Methods You Can Use To Your Advantage
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    Evolve's successful reconnection with his high shcool
    crush was built using a ton of Stylelife's field-proven
    methods. Were you able to spot the opener, the
    winging tricks, the qualification, and
    disqualification techniques, the comfort building
    strategies, the time bridge, and the last minute
    tension nullifiers?

    You can use all this stuff to your advantage too,
    just like Evolve did. Think back to that certain
    special girl in high school who you always had your
    eyes on and imagine you see her again and sweep her
    off her feet. How incredible would that feel?

    It's time you got in touch with Style and the
    coaching staff he has trained. They will be your
    guides on this journey. Click the link below for a
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    I look forward to seeing you on the Elite Forums, and
    reading all about YOUR adventures.

    All the Best,
    The Sneak

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